Author Archives: DeathMarine

We recently adopted 2 cats from Petsmart. i recommend petsmart since their adoption center is actually run by local adoption agencies and DO NOT use kitty or puppy mills. anyway, the two cats WERE named Ray and Charles, get it … Continue reading →

Just a quick little anecdote. A few months ago one of our other cats was on dizzyangeldemon’s lap getting petted. After awhile it gets up and stretches. She suddenly gets a very strong smell of cat shit and looks over … Continue reading →

I sometimes catch one of these commercials on TV. You know the one, the one with the president of 1800 dentist ends up in an elevator with a real mean spirited bitch who doesn’t want to see a dentist. She … Continue reading →

Dont read this if you want to see the movie because im going to drop tons of spoilers! EDIT: I forgot to mention there is a stupid car scene showcasing how much of a rebel Kirk was when he was … Continue reading →

I went to Emeryville’s AMC Bay Street 16 to see that shitty movie called Star Trek in IMAX. Got my overpriced ticked and when i walked in i thought to myself “what the fuck? is this the right room?” So … Continue reading →