DeathMarine's Journal

We recently adopted 2 cats from Petsmart. i recommend petsmart since their adoption center is actually run by local adoption agencies and DO NOT use kitty or puppy mills. anyway, the two cats WERE named Ray and Charles, get it Ray Charles, can you guess why? One of the two cats is blind and his brother was his eyes. The poor kitties were found cold, wet, and very weak. Its probably what lead Ray to be blind. The blind one knows when it’s time to eat when he hears his brother crunching away at food and learned where the water was by hearing his brother lap up the water. Charles ( the not blind one ) ,we think, developed this loud and strange purr so his blind brother can find him.

We changed their names to Jordie (LeForge) and Dante. Jordie is black with a white under belly and Dante is pure black and silky. We have noticed that Jordie has actually regained some eye sight. nothing major but we think he can see very blurry shadows and high contrast stuff. good think his brother is all black. Jordie occasionaly meows when he feels lost or alone and we just have to answer him and he feels better and stops meowing.

at first the two cats were scared and walked around crouching very low to the ground since they were very unsure about their surrounding. We had a box in the corner of the room and they both squeezed and slept there for the first three days or so. They started to get more comfortable and started running around. They use to shy away from us when we tried to pet them but that was also over around the third day. Now they run around like crazy, climbing all over the place (mostly Dante with some very limited climbing done by Jordie). They have also been farting up a storm. It’s like a punch in the face every time because the smell just suddenly appears.

We were given Science Diet Dry Kitten food for them. Not really the best stuff but it was free. They mostly use chicken by-products as their protein source and you can actually smell the deep fried chicken skin in the food! We went ahead and bought them some Science Diet Wet Kitten food. Jordie likes the food and Dante thinks its poo. Seriously. He smells it and starts pawing around it like he would his poo in the litter box! Love the Blue Buffalo stuff though!

I’ll be making a post about cat care later. let’s just say we have learned A LOT! Here is a little spoiler. If you haven’t been feeding your cat Blue Buffalo or EVO, you are only feeding him garbage food. that included science diet!

Just a quick little anecdote. A few months ago one of our other cats was on dizzyangeldemon’s lap getting petted. After awhile it gets up and stretches. She suddenly gets a very strong smell of cat shit and looks over at the litter box to see if anyone used it. No one has. But she was still smelling it. So she looks down and noticed a ton of little brown dots on her chest! I then noticed it too and started laughing so hard my eyes teared up! She some how was able to be laughing, crying and grossed out all at the same time! So i laughed even harder! It literally looked like a shotgun blast to her chest!

If you read this make sure you tease her about it! :P

I sometimes catch one of these commercials on TV. You know the one, the one with the president of 1800 dentist ends up in an elevator with a real mean spirited bitch who doesn’t want to see a dentist. She probably want to give good gummers when she’s old. I’m getting fed up with that bitch always running her mouth. I really wish they did a “final” commercial with her. This is how it would go. He’s in the elevator, she gets in, she starts running her mouth of again, he says, “i know how to get you to see a dentist” and clocks her right in her fucken whore mouth, teeth fly everywhere, she falls back on to her ass and he pulls out his cell phone, throws it at her pretty hard and hits her in the face and says, ” i think you know the number bitch” and gets off on his floor.

I just really feel that bitch needs to get her come-upings for been so damn mean spirited.

Dont read this if you want to see the movie because im going to drop tons of spoilers!

EDIT: I forgot to mention there is a stupid car scene showcasing how much of a rebel Kirk was when he was young. The car had a built in phone. It was a goddamn nokia and guess what, yeah they played that fucken ring tone everyone despises. So hearing it in the movie was no different from hearing it from the asshole a few seats down from me! That was a real good product placement guys. Maybe do a little research and find out people hate that fucken ring tone!

First of all, the movie is about a mining ship that goes back in time. Yup, that’s it. A Romulan mining ship. Let’s add tribal type tattoos to his face to make him look cool and dangerous. Next lets add the type of cast that comes from those stupid shows i refer to as “Pretty white kids with problems” from the CW network. Put them in a school type environment because they are young. Lastly lets stick it in an “alternative” time line so that way we can make them say and do whatever the hell we like and we dont have to know a damn thing about Star Trek! All they did for preparation was watch an episode of Star Trek, jotted down all their names and the exaggerate them.

Here is how the meeting went:
“Hahaha, listen to that russian trying to speak english, I know, lets make the accent even thicker, so thick they may even need to put subtitles! That doctor has terrible bed side manner, i know, lets make him into a real dick. Hey, that chinese guy knows fencing, you know what would be awesome? If we make him have ninja skills! you know all asians have ninja skills. Oh, and instead of taking a fucken gun (phaser) on a mission, let him have magically extending katana. And because all these teen movies, i mean serious work of science fiction need something sexual let make Kirk get caught trying to fuck a green chick with fat titties because you know those PG-13 kids love boobies. Also, for absolutely no reason or precedent lets get u-whore-a to take off her clothes and later have her try to suck up on Spock. Last and certainly least, we can make Kirk be even more of an arrogant douchebag. It’s an alternate timeline. we can do whatever the fuck we want!”

Think about this. If a fire fighter went your house to try to put out a fire, even though he tried his best, he couldnt save your wife and kids. Would you be super pissed and hold a grudge for 25 years and want to burn down his house? He tried but failed. Well, that was the main story line. Mr “i work in the mines all day” was pissed at Spock for failing to stop the destruction of Romulus by a super nova. Would it have been better if everyone just sat on their ass and did nothing? Who then would he be mad at?

the moral of the story is not to help anyone because if you mess up they will travel back in time and make you watch what happened to them happen to you.

I hope you didn’t see this movie. The only reason it made as much money as it did is because they haven’t made a Star Trek movie in a long time and Enterprise was so gay (fuck you hillary duff). Scott Bakula should have stuck with leaping through time.

I went to Emeryville’s AMC Bay Street 16 to see that shitty movie called Star Trek in IMAX. Got my overpriced ticked and when i walked in i thought to myself “what the fuck? is this the right room?” So the stupid intro comes up saying how powerful their sound system is. its pumps out a whooping equivalent to 120 100 watt light bulbs. I sat through the stupid boring movie. dont worry, i’ll talk about it on another post. So i got home and looked it up and found this:

http://consumerist.com/5250698/

you can bet they have a fake imax as well at the Dublin, CA movie theater. The only place in the San Francisco Bay Area you can go to get a REAL, BIG FUCKEN SCREEN IMAX is at the 5th and Mission st Metreon near the Westfield Mall. I’ll never see something in “IMAX” anywhere else! I know you dont want to pay extra for fake IMAX! Please make sure you tell others!